Monday, February 13, 2006

Pop Quiz

Time for a pop quiz!

If I were the Vice President of the United States, and I accidentally shot somebody, I would:
A. Help the guy, then wait until the next day to give the scoop to the local paper.
B. Help the guy, then call the cops. Give the cops a complete statement about what happened and make sure the statement is released to the public immediately. Then call the White House press corps and get it out and overwith as soon as possible.
C. Pretend nothing happened.

Correct answer: B

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